I wish that it was acceptable in society to have bs interventions over little things that bother the crap out of you. There are a ton of things that I wish I could say to some people in my life, but I generally try to be a nice person. And since no one that I know has the URL to this blog, I'm going to get these things off of my chest.
1. You date too many skanks. You bounce around from woman to woman and then you wonder why you haven't met anyone to settle down with. Here's some advice; you won't meet the woman of your dreams in a bar. And if she works at Hot Topic or still says the word "bestest"... It's obviously a dumb decision.
2. People can tell if you haven't brushed your teeth. Or if you brush them once a week.
3. I hate to say this, but you are a bad friend and kind of hypocritical. Every time your husband's best friend gets a new girlfriend, you're immediately best friends. You always claim to be too busy to do anything, but you aren't too busy to do things with your other friends.
4. You really don't look as cute as you think you do. Sure, you could pull those looks off when you were about 30 pounds lighter, but now it's just weird. I understand that your boobs have grown as your body has grown, but I don't want them shoved in my face every time I see you. Please cover up.
1. You date too many skanks. You bounce around from woman to woman and then you wonder why you haven't met anyone to settle down with. Here's some advice; you won't meet the woman of your dreams in a bar. And if she works at Hot Topic or still says the word "bestest"... It's obviously a dumb decision.
2. People can tell if you haven't brushed your teeth. Or if you brush them once a week.
3. I hate to say this, but you are a bad friend and kind of hypocritical. Every time your husband's best friend gets a new girlfriend, you're immediately best friends. You always claim to be too busy to do anything, but you aren't too busy to do things with your other friends.
4. You really don't look as cute as you think you do. Sure, you could pull those looks off when you were about 30 pounds lighter, but now it's just weird. I understand that your boobs have grown as your body has grown, but I don't want them shoved in my face every time I see you. Please cover up.
5. You are the most selfish, hypocritical martyr I know. You sit around and whine about every little thing in your life and then you try to give other people all of this 'heavenly' advice. Take your own advice. I'm so sick of hearing you complain about your life. If it is all that bad, change it. I'm over you. If you weren't a member of my family, I'm pretty sure I would never speak to you again.
6. Vegans and vegetarians. I understand that you think "meat is murder", but I do not. Becoming a vegetarian or a vegan is a personal choice so don't preach to me about the way I eat MY food. I don't try to persuade you into my religion, so don't try to guilt me into your crazy ass habits.
